i, amanda cowley, am a crafting
hoarder.
everyone in unison: "hiiii
amandaaaa"
now, only a handful of things
have embarrassed me in my entire lifetime. like the time when i was 10,
wearing my ma's bikini bottoms (that were too big, but not by much) in a canoe,
and my uncle threw a sunfish that he had caught at me. in the blink of an eye,
the fish flopped right into my bathing suit bottoms, cutting my wee arse right
open. i have despised fish ever since, and will only go near one if it is on my plate with a side of veg. then there was the time i applauded a transgender male for having the
balls to pull off dark lipstick, as most girls don't have the balls to
even try it. but probably the most embarrassing moment, was the time i
asked a girl if she was pregnant, not once, but three times, when she
definitely, was not pregnant.
what you are about to see, is one of the most
embarrassing things i have ever shared in my life.
don't judge me. when i see something i like, or think i might need, i buy it. and then i put it in this room until i find an excuse to use it to make whatever it was that inspired me to buy it in the first place. as you can see, sometimes things sit around for a long time. i'm honestly horrified. tackling this room and all the jazz in it was something i put on my 30 by 30 list. i knew it had to be done, it was just a matter of when. and today, was the day. after a quick trip to wal-mart (paul can't know about the wal-mart purchases. i tell him i shop at canadian tire. he boycotted wal-mart a long time ago, but the canadian tire storage selection was subpar in welland today) i rushed home and got to work. for some reason, i have to make an even bigger mess to get to the point where i can start making sense of all the shit in front of me. but three hours later, i stepped back to appreciate my new found 'martha stewart heaven'. she would be proud.
don't judge me. when i see something i like, or think i might need, i buy it. and then i put it in this room until i find an excuse to use it to make whatever it was that inspired me to buy it in the first place. as you can see, sometimes things sit around for a long time. i'm honestly horrified. tackling this room and all the jazz in it was something i put on my 30 by 30 list. i knew it had to be done, it was just a matter of when. and today, was the day. after a quick trip to wal-mart (paul can't know about the wal-mart purchases. i tell him i shop at canadian tire. he boycotted wal-mart a long time ago, but the canadian tire storage selection was subpar in welland today) i rushed home and got to work. for some reason, i have to make an even bigger mess to get to the point where i can start making sense of all the shit in front of me. but three hours later, i stepped back to appreciate my new found 'martha stewart heaven'. she would be proud.
it's amazing what $80 dollars worth of storage
bins, a roll of shelf liner, three garbage bags of crap and two full recycle
bins can do for you: i feel like i lost 10 pounds. i got to cross off another
item on my list, and feel even more motivated to finish up some of the projects
i have started, but haven't had time to get around to. today i hit rock bottom, and it changed
my way of thinking. i plan to stay away from michael's for the next few months weeks,
and will only buy supplies as i need them. no matter how pretty the paper or
ribbon is, or how many 40% off coupons they try to shove down my pants.











