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Monday, February 27, 2012

and the oscar goes to: jennifer lopez's tits.

the oscars. no better  way to remind myself that i am not a millionaire, will never live in hollywood and wore a wedding dress that cost less than most of the attendees shoes underwearyet year after year i keep crawling back for more.

in my opinion, the best part of the entire production is and always has been, what everyone is wearing. and the garbs that graced the red carpet last night did not disappoint. for what it's worth, these are my favourite ladies and gents of the evening. 

ladies first. jennifer lopez came simply and classicly accessorized in lorraine schwartz diamond earrings, a sleek bun and of course, the signature showpiece being her perky hammers. i couldn't keep my eyes off of them the entire time, and neither could everyone else apparently, her dress has been buzzing in all the "best dressed" talk this morning. sure it was a tad risqué with the plunging neckline and sheer details, but when you look like j-lo, you really have no choice but to wear that dress. maria menounos and rooney mara were a little more covered up, yet equally gorgeous in a green maria lucia hohan gown and winter white givenchy couture.
apparently trains and updo's really did it for me. 
let's hear it for the boys. tuxedo's seemed to be the classic choice last night and i was loving all the satin details. brad pitt, the man who doesn't age, was handsome as all get out in tom ford. from his shoulder length locks and beautifully trimmed goatee (which i am not usually a fan of), he was just perfection. the only accessory he could have done away with, was that dirtball angelina. team jen! tom ford also dressed bradley cooper and his mustache beautifully. the satin lapels on both brad's were perfect. pharrell williams, whose style i love, was super cute in a three piece tux and suede bow tieapparently bow ties and satin details did it for me.

by the way. who won what?

3 comments:

  1. Haha. Love it. That's exactly how I felt! I was stuck in bed that day and my mom told me "At least the oscars are on!" and my reply was "Who actually watches those? All I care about are the dresses!"

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  2. OH! I forgot to say, my favorite was Jessica Chastain in the black and gold dress. Heart.

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  3. Ughh, she was STUNNING. I LOVE her. She was my favourite part of The Help. So cute....and she can pull red head AND blonde off. Lucky bitch. lol.

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